She's from Poland, to be fair...

I sauntered over to the car taking advantage of the ridiculous hour* to cross the road without looking and said "I've just had an epiphany."
She leaned across and opened the door for me. "Are you sure that's a good idea?" she asked. "I hear they're bad for your heart."

* 4am. And not by choice. It's tough trying to be a social recluse with friends.