Benrik- whilst rocking the hobo look

Last Christmas I was bought a copy of Benrik's Diary 2005, and the year since has seen me use in it in a somewhat unorthodox manner- after flicking through it in a Christmas induced mulled wine and cooking sherry haze, I found an entry for "make a baby day". I pity any kids born nine months to that date; how rubbish would it be not to be the sole centre of attention on your birthday?
So, I tend to flick through the diary and undertake whatever task fate demands.
Today, I had to ask a stranger for their honest opinion of me- I wasn't allowed, of course, to get spruced up or do the whole hair taming thing so i just went for it.
Strange the sense of kinship one gets when hobbling down Petticoat Lane in a cut down prom dress with scary hair and smudged makeup from a hard night. Fortifying myself with a mug of coffee with rum shots- at 9:30am, admittedly, but it must be after 7pm somewhere in the world, I spied a lady with a Father Christmas hat giggling amiably to herself. Hurling myself out of the cafe door, I thrust the diary at her and filled her in on my task.
Silence.
Then, "You seem somewhat impulsive, quite quiet but a little vain, outgoing and independent."

Slight addiction now though, I'm dying to ask someone else. Impulsive and vain, me?