News just in..

I just walked into the big mirror in Topshop. I just didn't recognise myself- surely a bad sign.
I was on my mobile, and I saw me walking towards me and thought 'Ooh, I like her shoes.. ah, s'all good, I'm sure she'll move in a minute.' End of thought.
No. I did not.
As the nice and ultra pretty sales lady helped me to my feet, she said 'I've worked here for over a year now, and thats the first time I've seen anyone walk into the mirror.'
As I stomped out nursing my various bruises and damaged confidence, I realise I left my phone on the shop floor.
Do I go back and get it? No- I hijacked the nearest lovely person and begged them to fetch it.
I think the kindness of strangers may be underestimated. He even bought me coffee- I may have a date with him for tomorrow.