I may have said it before, but boarding school girls are not, as such, normal.

Had you noticed?

To prove this, I'm celebrating no longer being in the White House of Doom and Gloom by going to a Teenage Werewolf party.

Yes, that's right. But, in my defence, I'm making the most of still being 19- it's the person hosting the partybash I feel for, as she's clearly having some difficulty accepting the fact that she's not an August baby and therefore is twenty and not exactly a teen.

So the partybash dress code is going to run high on black and fake fur- and I have a question for you, dear readers.

Should I go for the comedy effect of monobrow and sideburns artfully formed with fake fur, or should I go in werewolf chic and wear black with just a hint of black?