Meet Derek

This morning, we-

Went for a wander in the lovely sunshine,
Found a mouse huddled in the middle of the pavement,
Moved it to the safety of a nearby bush with the aid of a piece of paper and mucho giggling.

Now, with my good deed of the day accomplished, I'm off to the pub to ruin this whole detox lark with beer.

*shudders*

I hate beer, but what else do you drink in a beer garden? Lemonade? Far be it from me to break with centuries of traditional summer drinking-during-the-daytime rules.