A Melodrama Of Manners

"The only way to guarantee attention in this day and age," he said, "is to ensure that you will be wearing the biggest hat in the room."

Friday, March 23, 2007

I have decided the original contents of this post were too disgusting to retain.

The nub and thrust of it all is that I am now experiencing frostbite induced by my doctor, and it hurts.

4 Comments:

  • At 24 March, 2007 01:17 , Blogger Megan said...

    Now I really want to know what the original contents were. Frostbite induced by your doctor? Doesn't sound very fun.

     
  • At 24 March, 2007 19:56 , Blogger Unknown said...

    Did he just tell you to ice an injury or did Doctor and you get upto no-good in the snow!?

     
  • At 25 March, 2007 23:39 , Blogger Imogen said...

    I'm talking actual frostbite - the short version of this story is, I have a verucca. Never having had one before, I flew into a bit of a tizzy and sped off to the GP to have it frozen.

    "Get rid of it! Get rid of it!" I cried with fervour.

    He seemed to think the actual having it done would hurt more than having to walk about on what is essentially a blood blister the size of a one penny piece. He was very wrong. And I have been feeling slightly cranky all weekend.

     
  • At 26 March, 2007 00:50 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    >>"Get rid of it! Get rid of it!" I cried with fervour. <<

    You really have no idea how much that reminded me of that child from the Just William books:-
    'I'll thcream and thcream and thcream till I'm thick'.

    Flattered, doll? Txxxxx

     

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